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[Mob Squad: Episode 3]

just saying, they all sound like they are from the south:

The Creeper is a (sheltered) farmer
The zombie is one of those laborers who got beat in the head too many times,
The spider is also some kind of cowboy-like accented person
The skeleton is one of those people who works a sh*tty day-job at a technology store
The Enderman is a rich prospector

Pretty funny though, its pretty cool how you added actual mine craft gameplay clips with animation. Because of the way the mobs are drawn, it doesn't look awkward or weird.

I would like to see them follow the dude underground

[Hej Sokoly]

Great flash, I have a question though:

Is this the story?

*spoiler alert*

there are two cities who power this one generator that allows for some kind of benefit. Mr. Gold (bad guy) decided to stop powering the generator after his wife died and (he thought) his son had died as well (this was also when he lost his arm). The team with the main characters was supposed to deliver a message, however it was seen as an assassination attempt, so when they entered the throne room, (this is where I get confused) the robot was destroyed and that crystal on its head was no longer in effect so they all froze (because they were in the wrong kingdom?) except for that one dude who was mr. Gold's son and did not freeze because he shared the same DNA or something. He delivers the message before dying (not sure if he got shot or not) and mr. gold knows that it was his son, and decides to say yes to the truce.

one more thing, please make more animations with the robot dude (I'll call him greg) He is the person with the animated goggles that give us an idea of what he is thinking. To me that was very original and was pretty awesome, I'd like to see more in the future :D great anim.

[Mob Squad - Episode 1]

please upload in a lower quality next time. It took more than an hour for this to load.

also, the creeper is frigging scary, the mouth and everything XD.

lastly, I thought it was funny how you used southern voices XD, they kindof remind me of rednecks in minecraft XD

[Scraps: Episode 1]

...sooo, does this mean that she is his mom?

lol that was pretty funny. We need more background though.

[TURBO CHICKEN]

lol

that was awesome, also the chicken reminded me of what the pyro (from tf2) would sound like without a helmet.

didnt like the animation style so -1/2 stars

boybogart responds:

i was thinking pyro would sound more like a leaking toilet bowl

[SLenderman in the forest]

I know you could have done better, hell, even I could have.

I'm giving you 2.5 stars because it looked cool at first, the idea behind it was ok, and it was kind of funny.

now, look up how to code a preloader in flash, add a point to your movies and make them longer
good idea, bad presentation

gl

[The Noob Adventures Episode 12]

Just saying, there should definitely be something regarding the people in the Nether. i.e. some dude survived on shroom stew, and stuff,

the fact that he is a drug dealer is really funny, also I kind of wish that you did not add in the pigmen thing, after all, they don't actually do that in the game (but I guess they do tend to wander towards player-created areas so idk. The movie was good, and overall I hope that you bring in these things by the end of the series.

1.) a wither (used by the players or the antagonist to destroy the players (the wither destroys buildings and everything it comes across, also multiple withers can be spawned at a time) or used by the players to destroy the antagonist's building) this would hopefully be either used towards the end at the climax, during the big war with the players of the server, or by gaylord when he goes through the nether, and activates it there (where it destroys the awesome city, see #2)

2.) The Nether, I want to see a city re-built in the nether full of all of the players who were sent there. It would be awesome to see a resistance there, especially if it's frigging awesome (they might be able to get the people back to the real world by entering the Milk Daddy's escape portal, Or gaylord sends that one awesome dude (formerly wearing CSI glasses) to the nether where he unites all of the banished players, and gets them to pwn gaylord, and look for another exit.

3.) TNT cannon, it would be cool to see a full-scale attack from the people in the Nether. THis would mean that they build TNT cannons to fire at galord's huge castle, while the rest of the players actively charge at the castle, at the same time, gaylord creates all kinds of mobs(this would be outside of the castle while they are still charging), and then when they got inside of the actual castle (after breaking the gates with the TNT cannon, there would be really freaky traps (i.e. the passage closes behind the few that made it into the castle, and 100,000,000 NPC villagers are spawned in the long cavern-like passage, (8 blocks high, 8 blocks wide, but very very long) that they are in, along with one zombie on the other side of the huge cavern-like hallway, that the players don't know about. THen, after around 1 minute, and a few screams from the villagers, the players see the horde of infected zombies (zombie villagers) coming after them, and gaining in numbers by the second) THAT would make this awesome. (and of course, Milk daddy, (who does not agree to fight against gaylord because his life is perfect as a drug dealer) comes in just as they are about to die, and throws potions and golden apples that cure the villagers, not to mention the possibility of an iron golem)

and of course at the end they make some kind of bet saying whoever wins in the duel (noobly vs gaylord because everyone else is either dead, and on the other side of the map (from respawning), or unable to enter the area) gets server rights

THAT WOULD BE COMPLETELY AWESOME

Falconer02 responds:

I can't guarentee anything here, but I really like a few of these ideas. MORE TO COME!

[Which One Would Win?]

Nope, not even close, Heavy would say SAY HELLO TO MY BRAND NEW WEAPON, then whip out his mini gun, and destroy them both,

OR

Heavy would take his bear hands, and tip the steve dude to shreds PIXEL BY PIXEL, THEN HE WOULD TAKE THE BOX HEAD AND THROW HIM SO HIGH UP THAT HE WOULD BE IN SPACE (the void in Minecraft) AND WHEN HE FELL BACK DOWN, THE HEAVY WOULD BE THERE WITH THE PONY, USING IT AS A BAT TO HIT THE MINECRAFT DUDE OUT OF THE ENTIRE SERVER/VIDEO/WHATEVER.

The end.

[A Tale Of Woe]

SO basically, its a story about survival. The person is running through a war zone in an attempt to escape. However she sees a lot of things, sad things that happen, and sees how the world is not perfect. She also escapes death multiple times, only to be saved by injury in the end. When she is injured, she is saved because she has escaped

Altogether I think it was a good animation. I personally did not especially like the style of the background (real pictures mixed with drawing, Would've liked only drawing more), and also wish that you had put the sketches directly into the document, instead of outlining them in white (you can do this in photoshop then import it into flash, however it was still a great animation and the message was good. also, nice drawing

TaraGraphika responds:

Thank you for your review, Yeah, I guess that in the next sequel (hopefully; depends) I'll try not to cut away from the outline. It seems pretty clear now. I'm sorry that you didn't like the mixtures from the background. I'll see what I can do to harmonize both elements next time...If anyone wanted to see a sequel:)

[BLACK SUNSHINE]

Fucking Racist

The fact that you made the Black person have huge lips, an afro, and too many muscles is enough to be racist, however you also add in the stereotype of all black people being on Welfare! Then to top it off you added cop brutality, and made it seem like black people only use welfare only for drinking, and never actually work...

and you say your not racist

Gonzossm responds:

What about the whiteguy in the video?